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Name: Ashton
Country: Canada
State: Ontario
Metro: Toronto
Birthday: 8/20/1982
Interests: Fighting....... Learning how to fight better, ....Eating..., Sleeping..
Money? sure. why not.
Fighting crime/police. whichever I am more morally opposed to at the time.
Expertise: Teaching. I tend to teach things terrifically.
thats a helluvallotta t's.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/5/2003
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| So. I was at the library, checking out the standard lot of books. You know;
"The Complete Idiots Guide to Philosophy",
"Werewolfism and its Effects on Society",
"Astrophysics And Its Effect On You",
and the word "Manticore" popped into my head for no damned good reason. I couldn't quite place what it was at the time either, but, being in a library, figured my chances of finding out were weighing slightly on the 'good' side.
I walked through the aisles of the dewey and decimaled books looking for the letter M section.
I found two books. "Man" and "Man: At the Core of his Being". Although they had similar letters to the word manitcore, they did not in fact have anything to do with the manticore...in the slightest. Dissapointment was had.
I continued walking the rows, and all of a sudden...
THIS weird lookin' bastard jumps out and mauls the crap outta me. Luckily, I had one hand free (not carrying books) and I smacked the weird looking beast of antiquity with it... many many times. It ran away with its weird looking tail between its lionny looking legs.
Now, usually I'm alot better with things sneaking up on me. Usually I get this weird preternatural warning of danger, almost like a subconscious alarm going off. Kindof like my subconcious brain saying to me 'hey man, lookout, theres a feral dog trying to bite you' or 'hey man, don't eat that cheese, I think its moldy', but this time? Jeezes. Way to go preternatural sense. Way to not warn me of danger.
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I mean, sure, you did say something like 'Manticore', but C'MON! That's not even a word! I could understand if you said something like 'fuckin-weird-human-faced-lion-stinging-thing comin atcha!'.... but you didn't. You said Manticore. Pffft.
Way to go brain. Way to go.
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| Yes. I know. I am a horrible horrible human being.
Why has it been so long. Siiiiiiiigh.
Well, mostly cuz I have a new home!!!
Thats right folks, Cowboy and Samurai is all officially up and running, with weekly updates and bonuses and contests (coming soon) and merchandise (also coming soon) and everything!!!!
In recent news, I'm doing awesomeingly. That my friends is a dangerous combination of awesomely and swimmingly.
Dangerous if you do it right after EATING anyway.
Ummmmmm. Heres a picture of Sam, the kitten, when he was aaaaaaall little.
 Yeah. I know. He was awesome. Now he's just bigger....and still awesome. Max seems to have taken to him at least mildly. In autre news, I proclaim myself as "Worst blogger of the year!" So feel free to send me hate mail and whatnots about this fact. : ) I'll try to be at least somewhat regular with this now. P.S. Check out this too.
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in addendum.
I also got suckered in to the myspace and facebook crazes. I know. I suck.
My name on both is ash_catherwood. Feel free to add me : )
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| Months. Its been months.
Ahem. No excuses or anything, truth be told, I'm just way too awesome and robot fighting to post regularly.
: )
The lowdown on news!
A) I HAVE A LEAD IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE!!! HOLY GOD AND CHRIST IN AMERICA! ahem. if curious, just ask me about it. aaaah man. a buncha days of work.
B) I HAVE A KITTEN! KIT-TEN!!! KIIIIITTEN!! (pictures at a later time) (max remains jealous)
C) Wow. Cowboy and Samurai. Who knew it'd be here already!!!! September 21st, the official launch date!!! www.cowboyandsamurai.com
Life is so grand, it hurts.
Out for now,
Petruchio.
i mean,
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| Who's more celtic then me?
NOT YOU!
Aaaaaaaah.
fightin with swords and whatnot. | | |
| So. I'm up to all my old style tricks again. Booning around the north in a car/truck. finding random mountains in the forest. fighting bears with lazer guns...
(the lazer guns belonging to me of course, and not the bears. I know i know. grammar in the last one made it ....trecherous)
Ahh. hottub and beer and northern woods.
Life is good this week.
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